What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:19

Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
Dr No
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!